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"你寫咁多野都唔識用速成 ?"

"係呀 ! 我用手寫板嘛 !"

"有冇搞錯 ! 麻煩你聽日用速成打份 2000 字 report 比我 !"

"好呀 ! 手山田一水口工火山, 土竹十. 中日人田廿卜火戈心金月弓尸一! 土手一十日水......(下刪 1968 字)"

fuck fuck fuck!!!

emo week

Last week I had the strangest dream
Where everything was exactly how it seemed
Where there was never any mystery of who shot John F. Kennedy
It was just a man with something to prove
Slightly bored and severely confused
He steadied his rifle with his target in the center
And became famous on that day in November

Don't wake me I plan on sleeping
Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in
Don't wake me I plan on sleeping
Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in

香港精神嘛!

痴撚線!

You Are Here

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Schlinger

舊唱片 . 好聽 . Improv . Håkon Kornstad - Tenor Sax . Paal Nilssen-Love - Drums . 就兩樣樂器 . 沒其他 . 狠燥 . SmallTownSuperSound 03 年出品 . 去 . 聽 .

婦產科的床緣

婦產科的床緣, 年輕護士興高采烈地問新爸爸. "很可愛的寶寶 ! 有想過孩子將來做什麼嗎?"

"我媽媽想我當畫家." 爸爸答.

"可惜在她認識壓克力顏料以前, 便轉而擔心我的學業. 最近我想到阿根廷流浪, 她倒提議我把錢存下來結婚用. 你知道嗎? 我想孩子將來怎樣是無意義的, 因為他的最終用途還不過是重複我們的無聊生活. 你說機會面前人人平等, 那也不過是鞏固階級制度的精采玩意. 我不知道為什麼那些與啟發生命無關的學識會帶來優越感, 難道純粹的安逸和消費能創造意義 ? 比方說律師, 它與生俱來的優越感也不過源於社會利益的牛角尖上罷了. 所以我痛恨教育 ! 因它與知識不相類之餘更阻礙人性發展. 但我能阻止孩子接受社會制約嗎 ? 而事情最精妙之處莫過於最後我還是多了一個孩子, 房子付了首期而我卻不懂繪畫. 太太提議倒不如買一幅放客廳更好, 最後我哭了."

結果護士問爸爸要是懷了醫生的孩子怎辦, 爸爸建議她多用避孕產品.

since 1982

You know my wandering days are over
Does that mean that Im getting boring?
You tell me
Im tired of listening to myself now
Im tired of fixing things for michael and the rest of them

You know my bip-bopping days are over
I hung my boots up and then retired from the disco floor
Now the centre of my so called being is
The space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors

I said my celibate days are over
You put me straight on the finer points of my speech rehearsed
In the mirror of my steamy bathroom
Where the lino tells a sorry story in a monologue

Six months on, the winters gone
The disenchanted pony
Left the town with the circus boy
The circus boy got lonely
Its summer, and its sister songs
Been written for the lonely
The circus boy is feeling melancholy

Its got to be fate thats doing it
A spooky witch in a sexy dress has been bugging me
With the story of the way it should be
With the story of sebastian and belle the singer

I said my one man band is over
I hit the drum for the final time and I walked away
I sew you in japanese restaurant
You were doing it for business men on the piano, belle
You said it was a living hell
You said that it was hell

午膳時間

"你諗下, 如果轉得成工. 我五個月就有 10 萬! 係 10 萬呀! 到時我係屯門買層樓, 之後再供車. 咁我 30 歲前就有車有樓啦. "

高級設計師如是說.

(Pre) Happy Independence Day!

I know itz none of my business! but......whatever!

By the way. Who lets this monkey block the flag?

Chicago

............

I drove to New York
in a van, with my friend
we slept in parking lots
I don't mind, I don't mind
I was in love with the place
in my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
in my mind, in my mind

............


看過 Little Miss Sunshine, 也許會更喜歡 Sufjan Stevens 的 "Chicago". 翻看歌詞. 禁不著好奇心找來美國高速公路地圖查一下由 Illinois 到 New York 的路線. 結果看不明白, 也想起自己不懂駕駛, 明天原來還要上班, 電話帳單才剛收到, 假期又只有 14 天, 智慧齒正不明智地徐徐生長, 透過媽媽與電視交流之間卻得知香港始終有我, 除了上述歌詞最後兩句外, 我似乎什麼也沒真正做過. 某個日出之後的早起, 我甚至發覺自己跟 Brad Pitt 長得一模一樣, 只是臉上的 4 色印刷網點老是去不掉.



不是要向 Borat 致敬, 只是 New York 到 California 的 road trip 應該是刷牙洗臉睡覺前更要做的事情 - 至少比起聽人家講故事而言.

Valentina Ponomareva

俄羅斯吉卜賽女皇.

無他的, 只是你永遠能從她聲音裡頭發現自己對女性由下而上的慾望 - 不潮濕的純粹慾望.




老女人萬歲!!

大腦保姆

"就是那謬誤的自愛, 使你們的寂寞形同監獄."

查拉圖斯特拉就一句如是說, 便幾乎解決我全部技術以外的問題.
還真不得不多謝尼釆與翻譯小姐.


多謝!

Home . Sweet . Home .

購物天堂都是肉.

字典

suicide

n.
- things you have to do physically before it happens emotionally.

v.
- leave a party from the window with your drink.